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Post by Saffron Althia Stonehew on Jun 30, 2016 14:09:19 GMT -7
Saffron hummed to herself, listening to the bustle of people go by outside in the market. While her shop was in the market, it was not an open tent, and took a bit of a more serious person to come inside and browse. She sat behind her counter, nursing a cup of jasmine tea. There was nothing to stock, nothing to dust or arrange. There was no tea to brew, and nothing in the tea part of her shop to clean. It was a slow and lazy afternoon. Recently, her shop had been discovered by a group of theater students from the Emerald City University, and they enjoyed hanging out in her shop in the afternoon after classes, as she allowed them to be louder and more rowdy than other shops might have in their little mock rehearsals around the table. There were a few patrons that came in every morning on their commute to work, but that time had long passed, and it appeared the students would not be coming in today. Not that she minded. Sometimes the quiet sung to her. But this afternoon, for whatever reason or other, Saffron wished for a new patron that would bring with them an engaging conversation.
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Post by destructo on Jun 30, 2016 14:45:35 GMT -7
Destructo, meanwhile, was driving home after a long day at the office. His office was the white van with "Free Candy" stencilled on the side, out of which he sold weapons. On this particular day, Destructo Industries Inc. had tried to close a deal with a smaller gang. It had ended relatively well. Destructo had only had to kill a few of them, and he was only slightly singed. He hadn't sold any weapons, but he had taken all their wallets, so he had still made a profit. On the other hand, he was very thirsty. Having his jacket set on fire did that to him.
And wouldn't you know it! A tea shop, right there. He pulled into the van, and emerged from the car, in full supervillain regalia, though it mostly looked just like stuff a biker would wear. He had on a red biker helmet, with a (again, slightly burned) leather jacket adorning his broad shoulders, and a pair of blue jeans. He opened the door, and before him he saw a frikkin bodacious babe.
"Hey there." He said. His voice was slightly distorted by the mask, but it was otherwise fairly deep. "I was wondering if you could hook me up with..." Destructo realized he knew nothing about tea. He was really more a beer/vodka/cough syrup man. "Surprise me. And if I could get your digits with that, too, I wouldn't mind." 'Cause he had to hit on every woman he met. Matter of principle. Especially with a bombshell like Saffron. While he waited, he glanced around the shop behind his visor. Lot of plants.
"So. D'you grow all your own tea here?" He asked. He knew, at least, that tea came from leaves, right?
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Post by Saffron Althia Stonehew on Jun 30, 2016 15:23:30 GMT -7
Saffron looked up as the little bell above the door jangled, to see the tall broad shouldered man walk in. Still in his motorcycle helmet, Saffron couldn't see his face, and couldn’t help but feel slightly alarmed. He carried a slight smell of gunpowder, largely overshadowed by the smell of burnt leather. There was also a faint tint of the smell of blood. Which worried her even more. His jacket, which she assumed was authentic leather, had a toasted look, like it had been burned. Aside from that, he looked like he belonged in a bar on the dock side and she pondered asking him if he was utterly lost for a moment.
But then he asked her to set him up with a tea. Surprise me, he said.
Saffron had a feeling that her lazy afternoon had just gone out the window.
“I can certainly do that.” She said cheerfully, as though his somewhat terrifying presence did not bother her. From the shelving under the register, she pulled a small sign that read “AT LUNCH”. She set it on top of the counter, but made no move to do anything else with it.
“Why don’t you come around here and sit, and make yourself comfortable.” Saffron told him, motioning with a hand to the delicate looking, backed, white washed stools that served as her counter chairs. Each was fitted with a nice plush cushion.
She paid him no attention for a moment, as she turned and looked through her giant shelf of teas and dried components.
“Here, I take pride in crafting my own tea, with my own specail flavors. Some of these plants I grow myself.” Saffron began giving him the standard new customer tea speel. She twirled a lock of brunette hair that had escaped from her messy updo between two fingers as she decided what tea to make. “A customer can request a classic tea, one of my house blends, or I can craft an entirely unique tea for them.”
Finally, her decision made, she set to work, using a small stool to retrieve several bins and boxes from the various levels of shelving before moving over to the brewing station. The much loved kettle was filled with water after the acquired boxes and bins were set on the counter and she turned up the heat. As the water warmed, she packed a diffuser with pinches from each little bin and box. The kettle whistled and she moved it from the heat to a waiting hotpad. She dropped the diffuser in and turned to recollect the boxes and bins.
“That’ll take a moment to steep, but when it's done it’ll be nice and sweet. Would you like milk or sugar in your tea? I have almond and soy milk, if you’d like?” She asked as she returned the boxes and bins to their places.
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Post by destructo on Jul 1, 2016 0:19:21 GMT -7
Though it was doubtful Saffron could see it behind the tinted glass of his visor, but Destructo had inclined his greyish-blue eyes towards the sign she had read. He nodded, then took a seat at the stool. He suddenly had a feeling he should not disrupt the trainquility here. "Thank you." He said. While her back was turned, he spun, very slowly, in the chair. As she made tea, he quietly looked out the window.
"Almond milk. It's nice that you offer it." Destructo said. "I'm a strict vegetarian." Outside, he saw a plane pass by in the sky, leaving a white trail behind itself.
"And sugar, please. Lots of sugar." The adrenaline high from the battle he had just fought was wearing down, and when she turned back to him, she might notice that some of the tension he had had left him. Slowly, his vision rotated back to Saffron, catching her just as she was returning her ingredients.
"You run this place by yourself? It must be difficult." He continued.
((Sorry for the delay, was at a baseball game))
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Post by Saffron Althia Stonehew on Jul 1, 2016 10:57:45 GMT -7
While she had bustled making the tea, he had sat. It was hard to tell what he was thinking, as his helmet had remained on. “Almond milk it is.” She said cheerfully as she swooped to get into the mini fridge that lived under the counter, extracting the container and setting it on the counter top. He’s a very large man, she thought to herself, and because of the fact, she found a teacup that was a little bigger than normal. She didn’t use the set often because it’s large size was off putting to most of her patrons. It was a lovely set, a soft blue adorned with fitting water lilies. She pulled a cup and saucer from the set and set it on the counter. A serving of almond milk was poured into a smaller serving vessel and that and a little dish mounded over with sugar cubes were set on the edges of the counter near him. She poured the tea and artfully slid the cup and saucer over the counter in a manner that suggested years of practice. “It’s not really that difficult. It isn’t a large shop, and I have a camera system.” She giggled. “And this way I never have to worry about employee drama. Since it’s just me, I know my customers are getting the best service I can offer.” Saffron turned and walked over and retrieved her own tea and stool. She sat, opposite the counter from him. “That's chamomile with honey suckle and raspberry. Not a blend I keep made, but wonderful for relaxing.” She took a sip of her own tea. “Are you injured?” She asked, her blue eyes focusing softly on his helmeted head.
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Post by destructo on Jul 2, 2016 0:05:51 GMT -7
"Really? Huh. I'm a businessman myself. Maybe that's how I should look at it." Destructo said. As she set down the tea before him, he planted a gloved hand on the helmet. He lifted it up, revealing a clean-shaven face. Free of wrinkles, so he was prolly under 30. With his other hand, he took the tea, and extending a pinky, he sipped it. Relaxing wasn't something Destructo was really into, but he did it sometime. As she asked if he was injured, a slight smile appeared at his lips.
"I thought you might ask." He said, putting down the tea, and releasing the hold on his helmet, dropping it back down onto his face. "Like I said, I'm self employed. You're looking at the CEO of Destructo Manufacture." He said, both his thumbs pointing at himself. "I was selling some guns to this gang, right? Small group, inexperienced, prolly gonna blow 'emselves up. But if I don't sell to 'em, they buy from someone else anyways, so at least I get money, right?" Another lift of the helmet, another sip.
"But one of 'em, one of 'em gets the idea he can ask to try one of my guns out, and use it to try and shoot me." A grin was on his face as he released the helmet. "Thing is, check it out, check it out." He unzipped his jacket. Underneath, he had on a black vest, a few bullets still embedded in it. His fingers slipped into one of the metal plates inside his jacket pocket, and pulled out an armor plate, dented.
"So I have a rifle right next to me, and I start shooting." He says, his tone like someone describing a particularly good scene in an action movie. "I got one guy in the head. It was like salsa. Splorch." He made a sound exactly like a bullet going through someone's skull, then slowly spun around in his chair, revealing that the back of the jacket was burned. "One of them had some kind of fire power? I didn't see much of it. I keep a fire extinguisher in the back of my car." He swiveled back around.
"A lot of people worry about supers, but anyone with a gun is just as dangerous, y'know." Another sip, then he leaned on the counter, drawing just a little closer. "Maybe more. Powers can help people, but the only point of guns is to hurt others, know? And people don't choose to get powers, but nobody wields a gun by accident."
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Post by Saffron Althia Stonehew on Jul 2, 2016 20:30:35 GMT -7
“Am I supposed to call the police?” She asked. Taking a sip of her own tea, contemplating his ages from the glimpses of his mouth and chin that she had caught when he took a sip of tea, she leaned in. With the added width his helmet added to his head, her forehead was only about an inch from the visor of the helmet.
“Am I supposed to be scared?”
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Post by destructo on Jul 2, 2016 22:24:55 GMT -7
Destructo shifted a little in his seat.
"Do you really think I'm that bad a guy?" He asked, looking aside a bit, stroking the bit of the mask where his chin would be. "I wasn't trying to threaten you. I'm a criminal, sure. But like, straight up killing some random person? That would leave a bad taste in my mouth." He said, holding his hands in front of him.
"I'm not even armed right now, pinky promise. I'm not gonna bring a gun into a tea shop. I'm not insane." He was a little nervous about the police, though. "Uh I guess you could call them if you wanted, though I'm prolly gonna leave, then, if you don't mind." He got up from the chair, fumbling a wallet out of his pocket. It had characters from some magical girl anime on it.
"How much do I owe you for the tea?" He asked, fingers digging in it, coins clattering to the floor.
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Post by Saffron Althia Stonehew on Jul 2, 2016 22:56:47 GMT -7
Saffron kept a serious face long enough to set her teacup down. Then burst into uncontrollable laughter.
“Oh, sweet Goddess…...I haven’t…...laughed so hard….in ages.” She gasped out between bursts of laughter.
“Sit, sit!” She said, waving him back to the chair, still laughing.
It took a solid minute and a half before she got control of herself.
“If I wanted to call the police, I would have done it when a big man in a bike helmet and a burnt leather jacket that smelled like blood walked into my shop.” She told him, grinning like a fox.
“Want a scone? I have raspberry and lemon.” She asked. It had indeed been a very long time since Saffron had laughed so hard. Or even laughed. She was giving the curious air that it didn’t really bother her that much that he was a criminal. And it was entirely possible she didn’t mind one bit.
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Post by destructo on Jul 3, 2016 21:50:59 GMT -7
Destructo dropped his wallet when she burst out laughing. "That wasn't very nice..." He muttered, but it was unlikely she heard him over her own laughing. He waited patiently for her to finish, trying his best to make his motorcycle helmet glare at her. He glanced down at the wallet. Man, Sailor Moon was cool, like she didn't even know.
Still, she had a lot of guts to not call the police. Destructo wasn't very good at the whole "being a good person" thing. He was trying, but the choices he'd made in the past made it very difficult to do so. She was very obviously not afraid of him, and he actually found that very impressive.
"Lemon, please." He told her, finishing his tea. He swivelled back and forth in his seat very slowly. "Any reason in particular you're giving me all the free stuff, though? Would you happen to also be a Known Criminal Element?" He asked.
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Post by Saffron Althia Stonehew on Jul 3, 2016 22:56:34 GMT -7
“Lemon it is.” She said swooping over to the other end of the counter to extract the covered pastry.
“That depends entirely on your definition of criminal.” She returned, uncovered the pastry and set it in front of him. “You don’t scare me. I’ve met much more terrifying people.” She grinned.
“Would you like a fork?”
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Post by destructo on Jul 5, 2016 1:11:32 GMT -7
"That's an easy one. Oh, and no thanks." Destructo told her. Apparently he didn't need a fork, as he had peeled off the glove and was eating the scone with his hand, having tilted his mask back.
"Most people say a criminal is anyone who breaks the law, but that's not true at all." He said, taking a bite. He hadn't eaten since breakfast, and half the scone was already gone. "A criminal is anyone who is caught breaking the law, see. So I'm only a criminal while I'm wearing my face." He rapped the helmet with his knuckle.
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Post by Saffron Althia Stonehew on Jul 5, 2016 15:09:07 GMT -7
“Well, if you have to be CAUGHT breaking the law, then I guess I don’t qualify as a criminal.” Saffron said with a grin. “So what in the world made you decide to pop into my little shop? It seems to me that you're the kinda guy that would go for a straight shot of Tequila over a nice hot cup of tea.”
Saffron leaned over the counter.
“Would you like another scone? That one’s getting personal with the inside of your stomach awfully fast.”
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Post by destructo on Jul 5, 2016 22:15:34 GMT -7
Destructo did some calculations in his head, and it all added up. The plants. The fact that she struck him as kind of a hippy. The tea. He had a good guess as what her crime was. "Would you believe me if I saw a beautiful lady in the window, and decided to go in and talk to her?" Destructo asked, finishing the last scone.
"No? I was thirsty." He finished. He began to tilt back and forth in his chair. "Um. Well, if you are down with breaking the law...Could you sell me, like, a gram or two?" He asked.
"Oh, and yes, please." He said. It was a good scone.
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Post by Saffron Althia Stonehew on Jul 5, 2016 22:55:41 GMT -7
Saffron made a face. Then walked around the counter, into the section on the store that sported old novels, then on into the back room. She returned with what looked to be a rolled up magazine. She stayed on his side of the counter, and walked up to him.
“I do not sell weed.” She said, as she slapped him across the shoulder with it so hard some of the pages tore.
She walked back around the counter and calmly took a sip of her own jasmine tea.
“You just earned the right to know that there was Cascara buckthorn in that tea.” She reached over and snatched up the pot of tea from which she had poured his cup. She walked over and promptly poured the remaining contents down the sink drain, before dipping a few drops of soap into the kettle and filling it with water, leaving it to soak.
She returned to the counter with a wicked grin.
“So far, it's the best natural laxative that I’ve ever come across. The restroom is over on the other side of those shelves.”
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