GAME OVER [OPEN]
Sept 1, 2016 10:27:56 GMT -7
Post by Jack O'Leary on Sept 1, 2016 10:27:56 GMT -7
Jack leaned heavily against a video game. He was extremely bored. Nothing to do; no one to talk to. Only one thing to do.
He stepped in front of the machine and put a quarter in. The game was a strange little thing. Like a mix between Mario and Street Fighter. Not sure why he was even playing the game; Jack played absentmindedly. Suddenly; he heard the familiar sound. [GAME OVER] "What?" He said smacking the side of the machine. "I wasn't even close to dying. There weren't even any enemies near me. [YOU LOSE]. "Hell no, I don't! Give me back my quarter!" He yelled and kicked the machine.
"Sir, please don't harm the machines." A security officer said. "Then give me back my quarter." Jack responded indignantly. "Sir, there are no refunds for losing the game. That's all part of the fun. Either keep playing; or you'll have to come with me."
Instead of doing either; Jack jumped onto a nearby countertop. "Friends! Mall rats! Creeps who come here to stare at kids like me! Lend me your ears!" Jack yelled out loud enough for the entire mall to hear. "For too long have we been kept from our money! Too long have we been forced to leave the mall out of outrage! No more! We're going to get our quarters back, one way or another!" He yelled. "Who's with me?!" Jack asked. The Security Guard pointed his taser at Jack. "Son, there's no need for violence. Now get off the counter and leave peacefully." He stated trying to do damage control. "You see?! They want us to be subservient little boys and girls or else they'll threaten us with violence! Join me, and we can take the mall back for the kids!"
He stepped in front of the machine and put a quarter in. The game was a strange little thing. Like a mix between Mario and Street Fighter. Not sure why he was even playing the game; Jack played absentmindedly. Suddenly; he heard the familiar sound. [GAME OVER] "What?" He said smacking the side of the machine. "I wasn't even close to dying. There weren't even any enemies near me. [YOU LOSE]. "Hell no, I don't! Give me back my quarter!" He yelled and kicked the machine.
"Sir, please don't harm the machines." A security officer said. "Then give me back my quarter." Jack responded indignantly. "Sir, there are no refunds for losing the game. That's all part of the fun. Either keep playing; or you'll have to come with me."
Instead of doing either; Jack jumped onto a nearby countertop. "Friends! Mall rats! Creeps who come here to stare at kids like me! Lend me your ears!" Jack yelled out loud enough for the entire mall to hear. "For too long have we been kept from our money! Too long have we been forced to leave the mall out of outrage! No more! We're going to get our quarters back, one way or another!" He yelled. "Who's with me?!" Jack asked. The Security Guard pointed his taser at Jack. "Son, there's no need for violence. Now get off the counter and leave peacefully." He stated trying to do damage control. "You see?! They want us to be subservient little boys and girls or else they'll threaten us with violence! Join me, and we can take the mall back for the kids!"
